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Dead Tired Sleep Mask
Sleep like the dead!
Sometimes you need to tell the world to take a hike and grab some zzzzzzzzzzz's, but common sleep masks make you look like an effete snob.
Who wants to awaken to the quizzical face of a child prying up the corner of...
Our Price: $11.95
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Chocolate Casket
Sink those fangs into one of our mini milk chocolate caskets. Each delicious miniature chocolate casket is wrapped in gold foil for extra freshness. These are the perfect compliment to any gift for a funeral director or mortician.
Our Price: $2.50
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Grave Expectations
Hang onto your hat! This book will defy your pre-conceptions about what a funeral planner is. If you don't laugh while reading Grave Expectations, then we haven't done our jobs. Things you'll feel while reading (or "doing") the book are: shock...
Our Price: $14.95
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The Portable Obituary
The Portable Obituary
How the Famous, Rich, and Powerful Really Died
Here at last is the definitive source book on the true causes of death of public figures providing the ultimate demise of heroes and icons, politicians and celebrities...
Our Price: $14.95
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Trocar Cocktail Picks
Made from lead free pewter.
4 trocar cocktail picks to a pack.
Measures 4" (L)
Our Price: $10.00
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Skull Knit Hat
Keep warm this winter and maintain your scary style with a skull knit hat. Too cute for this winter season!
One size fits all.
Our Price: $8.95
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Human Heart Lapel Pin
Hand-cast pewter heart lapel pin. Measures 1/2" X 7/8". Comes in it's own jewelry pouch.
Our Price: $7.95
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Gravestone Stud Earrings
Miniature black enamelled gravestones suspended from a church cross stud.
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Anubis Tie Bar
Fantastic tie bar! Anubis tie bar is done in high quality enamel with gold plating. This is great funeral director gift or Egyptian collectable...
Our Price: $18.00
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Put The FUN Back In FUNERAL Tshirt
Put the FUN back in FUNERAL. This shirt is sure to get some laughs!
Shirt is a black short-sleeve. 50/50. Available in M-2XL....
Our Price: $14.95
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Gummy Heart
Make her your Gothic Valentine with a yummy gummy heart! Express your deep love and devotion in a unique and disturbing way. Each 4" (10.2 cm) tall, 90 gram piece of strawberry flavored gummy candy is realistically detailed to look just like a...
Our Price: $4.95
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Toe Tag Drink Tag
Toe tag drink tags are lots of fun for parties. Each tag has space for name of deceased, drink, date of death, casue of death, and comments. Attach to toe, drink or whatever sounds like fun with brown twine included...
Our Price: $2.25
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